I realized something about myself today...

Im a normal HS senior, living in a normal house in a normal Pittsburgh suburb with parents and siblings, Work at a normal part time job at a restaurant, and attend a semi normal school. yet weekly, i alway, always, ALWAYS end up having to deal with some really really F'd up scenario. I dont look for weird things in life (not counting the internet) i really dont, but weird as hell things keep happening to me.

one example, im pretty sure im working with a vampire.

Ok, at my job the last thing i do before cleaning up is mopping the floors. I work the buffet so theres a lot of things to clean up before leaving, so its usually 10 o'clock b4 i can even start mopping. So i just started mopping the nasty floor when i noticed my manager setting up a booth with the same papers he used to interview me for my job so i asked him about it. He said,

" ya im interviewing a potentially new buser/dishwasher. "

then i say," Ooookkk. isnt that normally done around lunch time and not close to closing time?"

"Oh, well, he said that late night was the most convenient for his schedule."

See i thought nothing off it after that, cause thats not totally far fetched, he could've had another job etc. etc. Then the guy comes walking in a couple min later, tall, pale, lanky, AND LOOKS LIKE VLAD THE F*****G IMPALER! (this guy----->[link] except with a thin beard)

so im trying to be polite and not judge a book by its cover, but damn he was a creepy ass book. ok, i know LOOKING like a vampire isnt enough evidence, but theres more.
im not easedropping, they were at a booth 20 ft from where i was mopping, and the guy had a really weird voice. like an easter european one. no head cold would make you sound like this guy did. maybe hes from the Ukraine, Moldovia, or..i dunno, ROMANIA!!!
At this point im prett y much convinced, but the thing that firmly roots my case is that the guy stated he has a mild herb and spice allergy. HERBS AND SPICES! not luctose intolerant or celiac, but HERBA AND SPICES LIKE GARLIC! ok technically its an onion, but they come in cloves and shipped in with the spices.

so ya, im either going to be totally wrong and maybe this guys just a creepy anemic with a headcold, or im getting my blood sucked dry. either way im buying a big ass crucifix and a pot full of garlic.

till next f'd up day, Auf Wiedersehen 8D